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CRUNCH
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CRUNCH
Denholm’s life is imploding, and that’s before a chance discovery lets him in on an Earth-shattering secret: the world is soon going to end. Actually, it’s slightly worse than that — it is, in fact, the entire universe that’s about to collapse.
When the refugee species of the dwindling cosmos converge on a woefully unprepared and unwelcoming planet Earth, Denholm finds himself caught between his panicking fellow humans, fleets of belligerent and uncooperative aliens, and the seemingly impossible task of choosing the best song to play for the end of all creation.
As events spiral out of his control, he is forced to re-evaluate the universe and his place in it. While he’s at it, he must also revisit the unfortunate time his trousers were stolen while using the toilets at an Italian restaurant in Leicester.
Together with his anarchist friend Smutty, professional stargazer Katrine, and enigmatic extraterrestrial Effy, they must bravely step into the unknown, being careful what they tread in along the way.
CRUNCH is the absurd science fiction adventure that just might set the world on fire!
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CHRONOCLASM
Truth one: Time travel is possible.
Truth two: Time travel is inevitable.
Truth three: Time travel will destroy the world.
Goss can barely believe it when his old friend Raj reveals a time machine he has built in his mother’s basement, albeit a rather useless one that can only transport people five minutes into the future. But things take an unexpected turn for the worse when the most depressing and annoying things from modern British history begin bleeding into the present.
Meanwhile, June starts hearing unusual and troubling sounds from her microwave that are about to shatter her already-fragile world. Events grab the attention of the No-Timers, a clandestine group hell-bent on protecting the world from all forms of time travel. Oh, and then there’s Barry, an earworm borne of a Eurodance song who has now gained sentience.
Chronoclasm is a fantastical sci-fi comedy of cataclysmic errors, where time travel becomes a total pain the past!
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THE DOOMSDAY PARTY
The Doomsday Party has been re-elected for the first time in a generation. Is the United Kingdom finally ready to embrace the glorious armageddon it was promised?
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